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WPS: My Heart Will Go On

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AHAHA. Yes. I totally played the same “Easy Piano” score back when I was in elementary school. Another thing I have in common with Carrie Dew.

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April 21, 2011 at 9:58 pm

USA Women’s National Team: Not like I’m saying anything new…

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O rly, Nike?

Dear Nike,

No love,

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P.S. I’ve been wanting to use that .gif since FOREVER. Thanks for giving me an opportunity.

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April 2, 2011 at 12:33 am

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NCAA: Title Nine, y u mad tho?

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Just be glad I didn’t use the Galumphing Oprah .gif.

U MAD BRO?

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March 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Australia Women’s National Team, WPS: Inflatable

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Dear person(s) who actually typed that into a search engine: I have just the thing for you

To those people who stumbled upon this web page in search of Lisa DeVanna’s inflatable penis, I highly recommend this Cross-Conference podcast to you. The reviews say it is SO very funny and I think you will appreciate it.

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March 5, 2011 at 3:03 pm

WPS: OMGLOL what is this

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A Puma commercial.

I spy four WPS players in this video. The constant camera cutting makes me epileptic.

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February 21, 2011 at 12:31 am

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USA Women’s Youth National Team: The S.S. Where’s Press

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Mad props to commenter "RagingBull"

Blah blah, people are complaining about Christen Press being snubbed. My open letter still stands.

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February 15, 2011 at 9:39 pm

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NCAA: Christen Press is really good at acceptance speeches

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I guess she has to be because she’s, like, a communications major.

Now I don’t like wearing dresses — but we should give all the dresses in the world to Christen Press, because Lordy me, she wears this one very well. Press has such good carriage, she’d make a barrel look like haute couture (well, a barrel is often better looking than the tripe those so-called “designers” put out on fashion week).

Press — there’s just one thing I’d like to say about your speech, I know you were just being polite and all, but — while Melissa Henderson is a Natty Champ, I wouldn’t say that Alex Morgan had a particularly successful season. Unless you count saving the “Natty Team’s” ass as a success, which I guess maybe you do…

Anyway. Here’s to a successful first pro season for the young lady outta PVE.

(hat-tip to The Practice Field)

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February 2, 2011 at 2:54 am