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WPS: “You can’t buy my love but I will flip through that magazine”
I haven’t spoken about WPS for a long time. I didn’t even chime in when FC Gold Pride, my hometown team, folded. I was angry and sad for a little while, but then NCAA heated up, the USWNT got in trouble, Alex Morgan suddenly got famous (or as famous as a women’s soccer player not named Mia Hamm can get in the United States), and Lauren Fowlkes got her NCAA championship ring. Morgan and Fowlkes can make my day, any day.
Well, it seems that since FCGP collapsed, so many interesting things have happened. As of this writing, Sinclair, Riley, Bock, Zerboni, and Wilson are going to Western New York Flash (blech what a mouthful). They’ve already got Fountain and Goebel, as you all should know by now — and of course a certain princess is slated to be the #1 2011 WPS draft pick, which WNY owns. I begged WNY to take Carrie Dew and Emma Hayes thanked me for my input. The Washington Freedom’s crazy-ass new owner is sending Freedom fans into conniptions — never seen so much whining in my life — at least, the most whining I’ve seen that wasn’t caused by Hope Solo. The Chicago Red Stars are not showing any signs of life. And, most oddly to me, Kelley O’Hara has been signed by the Boston Breakers, coached by the man who cut her from the 2008 U20 team (and in doing so I firmly believe that he drove a wedge between her and some of those other players). I mean, isn’t she Dennis the Menace to Tony’s Mr. Wilson? (Wonderful analogy, whoever came up with that.)
Other things have happened as well: the U-23s are going to camp again, Tiffany Weimer and co. start Ocho FC, the utopian women’s soccer team (hence it’s perfect and non-existent), Alex Morgan gets interviewed on a blog, and Morgan also did a photoshoot for ESPN the Magazine. Normally I don’t give a rat’s ass for ESPN anything, but OMG OMG, I WANT THAT ISSUE THAT HAS HER PICTURES IN IT, I WANT IT.
WPS: Unpopular Opinions
- Ramona Bachmann is quite the little brat, but I am totally a fangirl right now because of that nasty little stunt she pulled on Rachel Brown. It spiced up my life. Yes, I know I should be ashamed of myself. And I don’t care.
- …still trying to identify the song my roommate is blasting…
- I have been scolded (in a roundabout way) for approving of Patrizia Panico despite her breaking Leslie Osborne’s collarbone or something. Hey, it was Boston and SBFC, teams I don’t give a poot for. And yes, I should be ashamed of myself.
- I imagine that Abby was more aware of Holmfridur Magnusdottir’s ability to crush bones because she didn’t get snitty at the Icelander, despite the latter constantly pushing and pawing at Huffy.
- CAROLINE SEGER IS MY HERO.
- Yes, I should be ashamed of myself.
WPS: Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist
I don’t believe I’ve spoken about Hope Solo vs. Everybody (Round 374437287646498534) so here’s my input:
WPS: The Team That Time Forgot + Jordan Angeli WTF
Sometimes when I look up the WPS games on FSC Sundays, there are some games that I try my very hardest to miss. Most, if not all of them, involve the Boston Breakers.
There I said it. Boston is BORING. Even Washington, who I LOATHE with the DARKEST HATRED IN MY HEART, has Nikki “The Best” Marshall and Abby + Huffy shenanigans.
EDIT (August 4, 2010): And now “the dork in the background”, equipped with artificial replacement ligaments, is July’s WPS Player Of The Month. That’s STUPID.
WPS: Let’s Play WPS Fantasy, Week 2
I did a major overhaul of my my fantasy team over the past couple of days. It seems that I will not be able to return to my original lineup — mostly because Tony DiCicco has decided to be an asshole and elevate Phillips to #1 keeper, presumably over my favorite, Naeher.
Out: McLeod, Marshall, Dallstream, Edwards, Schoepfer
In: Whitworth, Schnur (replaced by Markgraf), Cox, Fletcher, Asllani
Yes I did replace McLeod with Allison Whitworth. I feel guilty about this because I should not have doubted Whitworth in the first place. She should have been my choice from the beginning; as an FC Gold Pride fan, I knew what she was capable of. But like an idiot I tried to “play it safe”, and now I only have 20 fantasy points to show for it. I am such a fool.
I added Kosovare “Kosaroni” Asllani because I liked what I saw in last weekend’s FSC game. I also added Schnur, but then just today the roster report said that she had INJURED herself. (Thanks a lot, Meghan!) So I replaced her with Kate Markgraf, who is one of my favorites solely because she is pure comedy on Twitter.
I also took the captain’s armband away from Cinalli and gave it to Cheney. You can tell I’m banking on another fracking Boston win. UGH. Sometimes I am such a jerk to myself.
WPS: Let’s Play WPS Fantasy, Week 1
So my fantasy team has suffered a blow and it’s not even the first game yet!
FC Gold Pride is not playing Carrie Dew and Boston isn’t playing Alyssa Naeher (which is the STUPIDEST IDEA EVAR) because Naeher is definitely starting goalkeeper material, so either she’s not physically ready or Tony DiCicco is having an attack of Stupid. Neither would surprise me, as
- Naeher was badly injured last spring during a US U-23 scrimmage versus Portland and barely made it back in time for Penn State’s NCAA season — hence she is capable of being injured at a bad time
- Tony DiCicco has suffered attacks of Stupid before. Many times.
So what could I do?
I replaced Dew with Becky Edwards and “splurged” for Erin McLeod, leaving Cheney as the only Boston player on this week’s fantasy lineup. I hope to return to my original lineup next week. (I kind of want Philadelphia to lose this weekend, can’t you tell?)
WPS: Learning From Alyssa Naeher
I’ve just walked into the Women’s Professional Soccer Draft room; I’m there because the goalkeeper that I’ve coached for the past three years has been projected to be drafted and I couldn’t be happier to be in the room to witness her realizing her dreams and celebrating her future.
NCAA, WPS: Start tagging your tweets with #JillianMastroianni
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Last night, like some people, I was watching Philadelphia vs. Boston. And I am so glad that Tony DiCicco will not have the satisfaction of getting the Breakers to the Final. Jerk.
My feelings all came out on Twitter, so I won’t rehash them. There was only one Boston team doing Massachusetts proud, and it was not the Breakers.
Now for NCAA.
UNRELATED: Stanford Women’s Soccer keeps flooding my Twitter account like Hope Solo on fifteen cans of Red Bull. Maybe I should just stop following them.
Written by teamongolia
September 24, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Posted in Commentary
Tagged with boston breakers, boston college eagles, california golden bears, ncaa women's soccer, north carolina tar heels, philadelphia independence, portland pilots, stanford cardinal, women's professional soccer